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		<title>Pa. woman faces jail, fine for shouting profanities in her own home</title>
		<description>Pa. woman faces jail, fine for shouting profanities in her own home
More: MSN 
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		<link>http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/17/pa-woman-faces-jail-fine-for-shouting-profanities-in-her-own-home/</link>
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s must pay $6 million for strip hoax</title>
		<description>A jury awarded $6.1 million Friday to a woman who said she was forced to strip in a McDonald's back office after someone called the restaurant posing as a police officer.
Full Story: MSNBC. 

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		<link>http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/05/mcdonalds-must-pay-6-million-for-strip-hoax/</link>
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		<title>How to get a Guy to Wash his Hands&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Man Tries to Trade Dolphins Tickets for Sex with 11 Year Old</title>
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There is so much that is so wrong with this story. A free lance videographer who has done a lot of work with CBS has been arrested for allegedly trying to trade sex with an 11 year old girl for Dolphins tickets? 

Police said Barron, a CBS sports television producer, ...</description>
		<link>http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/03/man-tries-to-trade-dolphins-tickets-for-sex-with-11-year-old/</link>
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		<title>Brazil Soccer Fans Throw Garbage at Team Bus</title>
		<description>Kids, you can learn something about good sportsmanship by watching this video of Brazilian soccer fans welcoming their team home, even after defeat.

  


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		<link>http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/02/brazil-soccer-fans-throw-garbage-at-team-bus/</link>
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		<title>Men fight for custody of amputated leg</title>
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A South Carolina man fights for custody of his amputated leg...
Full story: MSN. 
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		<link>http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/01/monday-night-football-preview-new-england-patriots-vs-cincinnati-bengals/</link>
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		<title>Announcer Randomly makes Britney Spears Reference During Georgia vs. Alabama Game</title>
		<description>So I'm watching the college game between Alabama and Georgia (God it felt good to see Nick Satan lose), and just as the game is going into overtime, one of the announcers starts blurting something out about Britney Spears. Please folks, let's separate the worlds of football and celebrity sluts. ...</description>
		<link>http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/23/announcer-randomly-makes-britney-spears-reference-during-georgia-vs-alabama-game/</link>
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		<title>Breast Feeding News Report</title>
		<description>Check out this news reporters reaction during a report on breast feeding. Oops! 

  
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		<title>Britney Spears High as a Kite</title>
		<description>When are people going to realize that Britney Spears was just a white trash, redneck, dirtbag who was taken out of Louisiana and made into a star? You can take the dirtbag out of the trailer park, but you can't... yeah, you get it. 

  
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		<link>http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/britney-spears-high-as-a-kite/</link>
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		<title>Cops: Man dies after armless artist’s head-butt</title>
		<description>SNELLVILLE, Ga. - Police are investigating the death of a man who collapsed after he was head-butted by an armless man in a fight over a woman. Snellville Police Chief Roy Whitehead said the two men, Charles Keith Teer and William Russell Redfern, scuffled Monday afternoon in the driveway of ...</description>
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