DicksNews.com - Funny, Strange, Weird, and Bizarre News Stories Updated Daily http://dicksnews.com/blog DicksNews.com - Funny, Strange, and Bizarre News Stories Updated Daily Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:17:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 en Pa. woman faces jail, fine for shouting profanities in her own home http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/17/pa-woman-faces-jail-fine-for-shouting-profanities-in-her-own-home/ http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/17/pa-woman-faces-jail-fine-for-shouting-profanities-in-her-own-home/#comments Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:17:44 +0000 bstew Uncategorized http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/17/pa-woman-faces-jail-fine-for-shouting-profanities-in-her-own-home/ Pa. woman faces jail, fine for shouting profanities in her own home

More: MSN

]]> http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/17/pa-woman-faces-jail-fine-for-shouting-profanities-in-her-own-home/feed/ McDonald’s must pay $6 million for strip hoax http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/05/mcdonalds-must-pay-6-million-for-strip-hoax/ http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/05/mcdonalds-must-pay-6-million-for-strip-hoax/#comments Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:39:49 +0000 bstew Strange http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/05/mcdonalds-must-pay-6-million-for-strip-hoax/ A jury awarded $6.1 million Friday to a woman who said she was forced to strip in a McDonald’s back office after someone called the restaurant posing as a police officer.

Full Story: MSNBC.

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]]> http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/05/mcdonalds-must-pay-6-million-for-strip-hoax/feed/ How to get a Guy to Wash his Hands… http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/04/how-to-get-a-guy-to-wash-his-hands/ http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/04/how-to-get-a-guy-to-wash-his-hands/#comments Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:15:25 +0000 bstew Funny http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/04/how-to-get-a-guy-to-wash-his-hands/ wash-hands.jpg ]]> http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/04/how-to-get-a-guy-to-wash-his-hands/feed/ Man Tries to Trade Dolphins Tickets for Sex with 11 Year Old http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/03/man-tries-to-trade-dolphins-tickets-for-sex-with-11-year-old/ http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/03/man-tries-to-trade-dolphins-tickets-for-sex-with-11-year-old/#comments Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:45:58 +0000 bstew Stupid http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/03/man-tries-to-trade-dolphins-tickets-for-sex-with-11-year-old/ daniel-barron.jpg

There is so much that is so wrong with this story. A free lance videographer who has done a lot of work with CBS has been arrested for allegedly trying to trade sex with an 11 year old girl for Dolphins tickets?

Police said Barron, a CBS sports television producer, chatted on the Internet with an undercover detective who was posing as a father willing to let Barron have sex with his 11-year-old daughter as well as sleep nude with her in exchange for tickets to the Miami Dolphins football game Sunday.

I don’t condone statutory rape under any conditions, but come on now, those tickets have a street value of about $5 a pop right now, how was this guy not skeptical of this arrangement?

]]> http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/03/man-tries-to-trade-dolphins-tickets-for-sex-with-11-year-old/feed/ Brazil Soccer Fans Throw Garbage at Team Bus http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/02/brazil-soccer-fans-throw-garbage-at-team-bus/ http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/02/brazil-soccer-fans-throw-garbage-at-team-bus/#comments Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:53:16 +0000 bstew Ouch Stupid http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/02/brazil-soccer-fans-throw-garbage-at-team-bus/ Kids, you can learn something about good sportsmanship by watching this video of Brazilian soccer fans welcoming their team home, even after defeat.




]]> http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/02/brazil-soccer-fans-throw-garbage-at-team-bus/feed/ Men fight for custody of amputated leg http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/01/monday-night-football-preview-new-england-patriots-vs-cincinnati-bengals/ http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/01/monday-night-football-preview-new-england-patriots-vs-cincinnati-bengals/#comments Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:32:19 +0000 bstew Strange http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/01/monday-night-football-preview-new-england-patriots-vs-cincinnati-bengals/ bbq.jpg

A South Carolina man fights for custody of his amputated leg…

Full story: MSN.

]]> http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/10/01/monday-night-football-preview-new-england-patriots-vs-cincinnati-bengals/feed/ Announcer Randomly makes Britney Spears Reference During Georgia vs. Alabama Game http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/23/announcer-randomly-makes-britney-spears-reference-during-georgia-vs-alabama-game/ http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/23/announcer-randomly-makes-britney-spears-reference-during-georgia-vs-alabama-game/#comments Mon, 24 Sep 2007 00:57:41 +0000 bstew Funny Strange http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/23/announcer-randomly-makes-britney-spears-reference-during-georgia-vs-alabama-game/ So I’m watching the college game between Alabama and Georgia (God it felt good to see Nick Satan lose), and just as the game is going into overtime, one of the announcers starts blurting something out about Britney Spears. Please folks, let’s separate the worlds of football and celebrity sluts.




]]> http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/23/announcer-randomly-makes-britney-spears-reference-during-georgia-vs-alabama-game/feed/ Breast Feeding News Report http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/breast-feeding-news-report/ http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/breast-feeding-news-report/#comments Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:27:30 +0000 bstew Funny Stupid http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/breast-feeding-news-report/ Check out this news reporters reaction during a report on breast feeding. Oops!




]]> http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/breast-feeding-news-report/feed/ Britney Spears High as a Kite http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/britney-spears-high-as-a-kite/ http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/britney-spears-high-as-a-kite/#comments Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:47:00 +0000 bstew Funny http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/britney-spears-high-as-a-kite/ When are people going to realize that Britney Spears was just a white trash, redneck, dirtbag who was taken out of Louisiana and made into a star? You can take the dirtbag out of the trailer park, but you can’t… yeah, you get it.




]]> http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/britney-spears-high-as-a-kite/feed/ Cops: Man dies after armless artist’s head-butt http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/cops-man-dies-after-armless-artist%e2%80%99s-head-butt/ http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/cops-man-dies-after-armless-artist%e2%80%99s-head-butt/#comments Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:22:38 +0000 bstew Weird Strange http://dicksnews.com/blog/2007/09/19/cops-man-dies-after-armless-artist%e2%80%99s-head-butt/ SNELLVILLE, Ga. - Police are investigating the death of a man who collapsed after he was head-butted by an armless man in a fight over a woman. Snellville Police Chief Roy Whitehead said the two men, Charles Keith Teer and William Russell Redfern, scuffled Monday afternoon in the driveway of a suburban Atlanta home.

Full story: MSN

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