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Cops: Man dies after armless artist’s head-butt
SNELLVILLE, Ga. - Police are investigating the death of a man who collapsed after he was head-butted by an armless man in a fight over a woman. Snellville Police Chief Roy Whitehead said the two men, Charles Keith Teer and William Russell Redfern, scuffled Monday afternoon in the driveway of a suburban Atlanta home. Full story: MSN 0 Comments
A Chinese Guy Dies After Playing Games for Three Days
Video games no longer indirectly cause people to kill other people, video games are now the actual killer of people. Yesterday, a man in China decided to go to an Internet cafe and play video games, for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT! CNN is reporting that he died from exhaustion, brought on by "too many hours on the Internet." In China, the Internet is the new SARS.
Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god
Officials at Nepal’s state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday. Nepal Airlines, which has two Boeing aircraft, has had to suspend some services in recent weeks due to the problem. Just when you thought the rest of the world was catching up with the times, you see something like this. Ugh. So dumb. Full story: MSN
Michael Jackson Dies, Body Found by Housekeeper
Sunday September 02nd 2007, 10:52 am
Filed under: Weird  No, not the self-proclaimed “King of Pop”…the OTHER Michael Jackson, the “Beer Hunter.” Michael Jackson aka “the beer hunter” died Thursday at 65 in his home in west London. His body was discovered by the housekeeper. This guy, who should have changed his name 40 years ago, became famous for his documentary series “The Beer Hunter”–hence, the nickname. He’s also written books about beer and whiskey. Plus, dude’s been featured in magazines, newspapers, on TV talkshows for the past 30 years. Bro was definitely accomplished in his own right. Rest in peace. …………nothing but respect, but it still sucks his name was Michael Jackson.
Malaysian Guy Pulls Train with his Teeth
 A dude in Malaysia nicknamed “King Tooth” pulled a 328-ton train more than 9 feet yesterday. “King Tooth’s” incredible feat was submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records. Not to be a jerk, but THIS is why some countries are still living in the stone age. Instead of curing diseases and building infrastructure, people are too busy trying to out-do each other in idiotic feats of strength like this. Brilliant! I hope “King Tooth” gets a cavity.
100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette
Winnie Langley, who just turned 100 years old and has been smoking cigarettes since 1914, celebrated her birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigarette. 1. I don’t know how she has figured out the number of 170,000, but I’m sure she forgot about a few cancer sticks she smoked after getting hammered off moonshine during Prohibition. 2. Now idiotic smokers are going to figure that smoking is good for you because one person beat the odds. Ugh.
Car Crashes into German Guys Home
A German man said on Thursday he feared he may have built his own tomb after a vehicle plowed into his house for the 10th time. Apparently, the home is at the end of a windy road, and he built it himself. Built it himself? I’m starting to think that even the draft of a car driving by will knock that piece of sh*t down! :-\ |
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