Brazil Soccer Fans Throw Garbage at Team Bus

Kids, you can learn something about good sportsmanship by watching this video of Brazilian soccer fans welcoming their team home, even after defeat.

Malaysian Guy Pulls Train with his Teeth

A dude in Malaysia nicknamed “King Tooth” pulled a 328-ton train more than 9 feet yesterday.

“King Tooth’s” incredible feat was submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records.

Not to be a jerk, but THIS is why some countries are still living in the stone age. Instead of curing diseases and building infrastructure, people are too busy trying to out-do each other in idiotic feats of strength like this. Brilliant!

I hope “King Tooth” gets a cavity.

Mascot in Japan Knocks out Umpire

Who says Japanese baseball games aren’t entertaining? Check out this retarded inflatable mascot as he dances and then knocks out the innocent umpire. Classic.

24 Year Old Chinese Man with Large Hand has Operation

A 24 year old man who has a gigantic hand (obviously) had an operation to reduce it last weekend.

The operation reportedly took 7 hours and 20 surgeons helped with it.

The man with the hand said that he needed to have the operation because his hand was affecting his day-to-day life… Ya think!?

Midget gets his Wiener Stuck in Vacuum

A midget performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his wiener got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.

The attachment broke before the performance and Mr Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

People, we just can’t make this stuff up.

Sent in by James D. from Annapolis, MD. Thanks!!!