Announcer Randomly makes Britney Spears Reference During Georgia vs. Alabama Game

So I’m watching the college game between Alabama and Georgia (God it felt good to see Nick Satan lose), and just as the game is going into overtime, one of the announcers starts blurting something out about Britney Spears. Please folks, let’s separate the worlds of football and celebrity sluts.

Breast Feeding News Report

Check out this news reporters reaction during a report on breast feeding. Oops!

Britney Spears High as a Kite

When are people going to realize that Britney Spears was just a white trash, redneck, dirtbag who was taken out of Louisiana and made into a star? You can take the dirtbag out of the trailer park, but you can’t… yeah, you get it.

Cops: Man dies after armless artist’s head-butt

SNELLVILLE, Ga. - Police are investigating the death of a man who collapsed after he was head-butted by an armless man in a fight over a woman. Snellville Police Chief Roy Whitehead said the two men, Charles Keith Teer and William Russell Redfern, scuffled Monday afternoon in the driveway of a suburban Atlanta home.

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Jerry Jones Arrested in Armor Truck Heist?

Earlier this morning, I posted about my love for national television programs making typos or other types of errors. Well, Ralphie (yeah, that’s what he said his name was) sent this video to me, which depicts Dallas Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones as the main suspect of an armor truck heist. I would’ve thought spirits would be high in Dallas after a 2-0 start…

Ronald McDonald is a Porn Star

A Chinese Guy Dies After Playing Games for Three Days

Video games no longer indirectly cause people to kill other people, video games are now the actual killer of people.

Yesterday, a man in China decided to go to an Internet cafe and play video games, for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT! CNN is reporting that he died from exhaustion, brought on by "too many hours on the Internet."

In China, the Internet is the new SARS.

Nebraska Senator Ernie Chambers Sues God

LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator’s lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He’s everywhere.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he’s trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

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Son Arrested for Assaulting Dad with a Bag of Cheetos

Patrick Hamman, 22, was arrested for throwing the bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face and covering poor dad in Cheetos dust.

It was a cheesy thing to do, Patrick said, admitting he was high on methamphetamines at the time of the argument.

Just when I thought I’d seen it all…

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Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god

Officials at Nepal’s state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday.

Nepal Airlines, which has two Boeing aircraft, has had to suspend some services in recent weeks due to the problem.

Just when you thought the rest of the world was catching up with the times, you see something like this. Ugh. So dumb.

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