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Welcome
to DicksNews.com
August
15th, 2005 09:46 AM ET
Since
we've launched this site, we've been receiving tons
of emails from the old Beerial.com fans asking
what has happened to Beerial. Basically, Beerial's creator
decided to stop updating the site and create another
more professional looking site that offers much,
much more. (Weird news stories, games, soundboards,
etc.)
Where
do I come in? My name is Dick, and I am currently in
charge of running this site (hence DicksNews.com). My
goal is to be the most obnoxious asshole on the internet
while attempting to get laid by every one of your girlfriends.
I'll be spending hours on day updating this site from
now on, so check back daily for new videos, images,
games, funny flash animation, contests, and much more.
Click here to learn more about
me.
And
oh yeah, the contests. Just
by submitting content to submit@dicksnews.com
you will be eligible to win cash and some cool prizes.
And yes, we are not like other bull shit websites that
offer contests but create false names and personas of
"winners" so they don't have to actually give
anything away. Each month, one submission will
receive $200 paid either by Paypal or check. Each week
the person who sends in the video of the week will be
sent a free Dick sweatband watch courtesy of www.SweatbandWatches.com.
More
coming soon. Keep checking back daily for more updates.
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Dick 
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